Whose the Slowest Snail on the Gridiron?
It's tough to crown a single snail as the slowest in the gridiron league. These slimy athletes are known for their glacial pace, making it impossible to definitively rank them. Some might say that wide receiver Bobby, with his snail-like advances, is the prime candidate. But don't underestimate Timmy the defensive lineman, who consistently crawls b